July272014
“I didn’t like having to explain to them, so I just shut up, smoked a cigarette, and looked at the sea.” Albert Camus, The Stranger (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via wah-mos)

9PM

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via pokebae)

8PM

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via ylatayaeray)

8PM
6PM
“231 joints in the human body & not 1 in my pocket.” (via uhmcheh-cheh)

(via da-da-da-davis)

6PM
6PM
humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

(via wah-mos)

6PM
“The minutes went by on tiptoe, with their fingers to their lips” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake (via liquidnight)
6PM

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via evaded)

6PM

(Source: octoberblood, via icanntabiss)

6PM

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

(via pokebae)

6PM
“Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.” m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2.   (via saintofsass)

(via oxblood)

6PM
6PM

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via pokebae)

6PM
“That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.” read that, again. (via modernmethadone)

(Source: angiellehcim, via modernmethadone)

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